child

tommyinnit

child = tommyinnit

by nubnotfound March 5, 2021

child

a constant pain in the ass

Don't have a child unless you are ready to give up your freedom.

by lickingllamas August 11, 2017

child

a form of cuisine, normally jewish.

"lemme eat the child with extra box

by 360childstomper October 10, 2019

child

An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)

This 10 year old is a child.

by Jack Wyatt May 13, 2007

Child

The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.

God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!

Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)

<KAZAMM>

Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...

Guy: Oh crud

God: I told thee...

Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?

Guy: Oh crud

God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...

by Clem February 21, 2005

Child

I am a child.

You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.

You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.

So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?

dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol

smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one

Lololol

by GoldenYear11 January 14, 2010

With Child

1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.

1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly

by Joe Mama November 11, 2003