someone with two or more of these traits:
death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns
will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair,
world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of
linux, epic metal jewelry.
"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that
internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community
college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack
chicken"