| 36. | Vagina | ||
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A Woman's lower genitals. A.K.A- poontang, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink ... more...
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| 37. | St. Wenceslaus's Cap | ||
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A hard turd that is wrapped around the edge of the bowl, complimented with soft pudding (diarrhea) in the center which breaks the water line. After eating six white castles and washing it down with a Thunderbird, I laid down a St. Wenceslaus's Cap. Now fix me a chicken pot pie!
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| 38. | wingdooker | ||
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a round turd, ranging in size from a pea to a chicken nugget. they usually exist in colonies and may exit the anus in a clump or single file like bullets leaving a machine gun. "dude you don't want to go in there, I just had a massive amount of wingdookers!"
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| 39. | Hatians | ||
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A dark skinned person who usualy immigates to the U.S in seach of money,shampoo,soap,shoes,edable food. You may comonly find them working at Pollo Tropical like i have recently discovered there race is usless and not functionl in our world.
Oh yea and they speak french of shitty spanish i mean WTF, even niggers dont like them. Myself- Hey may i please have the boneless chicken brest.
Piece of shit Hatians- Ahh chiken you want chut(hand gestures) ? Myself- No! i just want my fucking chicken. Smelly hatian- You would like ice tea with that ? Myself- No just get my fucking chicken and go back to that shitty country you came from please for the love of god |
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| 40. | Gump 401K | ||
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A retirement plan, of sorts, for mostly white trash University of Alabama people, usually living in the South. Generally speaking a low-end wage earning Gump will claim a back injury and go to an unscrupulous Gump doctor (Yes, there ARE gumps who managed to complete med school and residency, and become licensed) who will assist in the claim of a debilitating health condition. Ultimately the participant in the Gump 401K will receive a monthly check, tax free, so technically we could refer to this plan as a Gump Roth IRA.
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The recipients can usally be found hanging around Auto Zone trying to return a 10 year old starter from one of the many broken down Firebirds (aka trailer park Corvette) sprinkled in front of their God-forsaken turd shack of a house but don't understand that Auto Zone does not accept starters actually purchased at Advance Auto. Some like-minded individuals will also participate in a Mama Gump 401K. This is where the least successful of a Gump mother's offspring returns to his birth home and mooches off said mother's social security check. On account of an unhealthy need for familiar approval, the mother freely allows the formerly errant son to have full reign of the double-wide mobile home. He may even make a half-hearted attempt to rebuild the transmission from his '77 Trans Am that he spray painted black and gold to look like Smokey's car as in "Smokey and the Bandit." He constantly claims to be looking for work when he is not reading the Auto Trade... |
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| 41. | Fortune Dookie | ||
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When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on. Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.
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| 42. | Doo doo | ||
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The product of a loose bowel movement, usually associated with stomach cramps caused by eating Kentucky Fried Chicken. "Shaquishia, girlfriend, I love me some of them 13 original herbs and spice up in that KFC"
"Word Yolonda but it sho' make me have to doo doo!" "Say what girl? You say you gots to doo doo? Shoot!!! |
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