The feeling of not having any gum and desperately wanting some. This usually occurs when you have three or more pieces a day and then you finally run out.
Frank: Man, I have chewberculosis pretty bad today.
Wallace: Aw, I'm sorry. Chewberculosis is the worst. Here, do you need some of my gum?
Wallace: Aw, I'm sorry. Chewberculosis is the worst. Here, do you need some of my gum?
by Betty Lou Marie Bob October 7, 2008