middletown chestwarmer

you start with the cleaveland steamer which is another creation from ohio then you add a hot water bottle cover up with a quilt and a dab of vaporrub and your chest will be as warm within seconds

donna was chilly so herb suggested a middletown chestwarmer and after applied she thanked him by accepting an alabama hot pocket

middletown chestwarmer by injun33 October 26, 2010

Chestermere 

A southern Alberta municipality, built around a natural lake, and known for its recreational activities, which are enjoyed year-round. Chestermere is a small city full of lake-side parks, boating, beaches, skating, snowmobiling, and much more, located very close to the large city of Calgary. It contains plenty of nice people, and a bad driver, every now and then, which people like to complain about too much on social media, mixing small town personality with modern tools. It has its growing pains, but overall, it is an incredible place for all kinds families and people to live.

Bruno: Dude, it’s insane af to have a boat in Calgary.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.

Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.

Chestermere by technicallyeverywhere August 24, 2018

chestermere lake middle school

A gay-ass middle school in the middle of a bitch town by a bug infested lake. The school is loaded with fuckboys, vape-gods, wanna be gangsters, and 11 year olds who pretend to do drugs. CLMS is so fucking disorganized and can't stick with one fucking office staff. They lose literally everything you give to them. These bitch-ass rich kids are raised by 40 year old wine moms who buy their kids fucking rolex's and hover boards even though their kids are cunts. Fuck clms, im done with this shit.

I fucking hate Chestermere Lake Middle School

chestermere lake middle school by Bitchass mcgee September 18, 2017

Chestermere 

A horrible monster place full of fuckboys and vape gods, home of the worst grade 7-12 school in the country. All the teachers are cunts, especially the gross saggy math teachers. The lake is full of eels and leeches and the people range from 12 year old hyebeasts to 40 year old white moms that complain on facebook if you cross the street wrong

"Damn that guy looks cool with his huf socks, where do you think hes from?"
"Judging by the size of that vape cloud, i'd say Chestermere"

Chestermere by veronikaj May 29, 2017

eskimo chest warmer 

when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.

laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!

eskimo chest warmer by ericl April 13, 2005

chestwaxer

1. One who waxes his chest.
2. Yet another way of saying gay.

1. Tom is such a chestwaxer!
2. TOM IS SUCH A FLAMING CHESTWAXER!!

chestwaxer by Agent Hound April 6, 2009

Chestermere 

Gay gay gay town filled with gay gay gay high school art teachers that are fat. I hope someone farts that biotch's
face up.

Chestermere is gay gay gay because of that fat highschool art teacher we wouldn't be below sea level if she'd just move.

Chestermere by Utley December 9, 2008