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Chestering 

Stop chestering this person
Chestering by Julushko August 27, 2022

Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"

Flamin Cheetofinga

(v) There is two steps needed to pull of a stunt like this.
First you must eat a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, perferbly with lime for that extra kick. Next, the most important step, you must not wash the hands, for maxium affect. Then you stick your finger in an unsuspecting partners ass.
Last night a gave a lovely young women the Flamin Cheetofinga and she loved every minute of it
Flamin Cheetofinga by AntBone January 2, 2006

Chestering 

The act of standing behind someone and listening to their conversation and yet does not participate in said conversation...
Today, Alex was chestering into Ashley's test...
Chestering by SwagmastahYOLO June 10, 2013

chesting 

When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.
Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-

This is chesting.
chesting by anonymous576 January 28, 2006

Cheetofinger 

nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.
I wanted to rub my eye but I had Cheetofinger.
I'd date that girl but I'm afraid I'll get Cheetofinger.
Cheetofinger by Grizz1 February 3, 2010