chest lettuce

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.

Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.

by DC Chupacabra September 22, 2009

Chest lettuce

A mans hairy chest

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.

by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018