Chelan is a perfect girl, who is smart, spontaneous, and gorgeous. Chelan is that one girl who you walk by and guys all around are saying "Dnag girl you looking fine" Chelan is perfect. She can be moody at times but she is so perfect that it takes away everything that is bad about her.
A Chear Bicken is the cross bred animal which is created when a bear and chicken commence interspecies erotica. The Chear Bicken has a bear snout and fur but the general body shape of an average chicken, just slightly larger and much more muscular, it's thighs are more noticable in it's strange appearance as they have traces of feathers on them and are lighter in tone. The Chear Bicken is a carnivore and takes a liking to the flesh of human children.
Ben: Have you seen my son anywhere?
Steve: I think i saw him playing outside by that tree on the edge of the woods, i'd go find him if i were you, there's been Chear Bickens spotted around that area
Ben: Chear Bickens? pfft, they're just a myth
*Ben goes to find his son* *Finds a trail of harvested organs*
A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.
"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"
"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"
Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"