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cheeseoma 

When one has eaten so much cheese that one enters a coma like trance. Similar to the meat sweats.
After eating a whole wheel of brie and half a block of gouda Francis slipped uncomfortably into a cheeseoma.
cheeseoma by Randall Ranger June 26, 2016

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.
300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.
Cheeseonomic by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.
Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!
Cheesetooth by BirdMamma December 12, 2010

cheesebomb

Someone who likes to ruin things. No fun and sometimes says idiotic, absent-minded things. Often associated with ninny.
Peter: I don't want to go. I'd rather stay home!
Karim: Don't be such a cheesebomb!
cheesebomb by KiaraCL December 23, 2011

cheeserock 

Cheesy pop music that wants to be rock and roll. For example, Nickleback, Creed, 3 Doors Down, basically any cheesy rock popular on the top 40 circuit. Cheeserock can also be bands that try to hard to be “cool” or to copy the style of a more original artist in order to glom onto the wave of young people who are into that new sound, thus becoming cheeserock by being “posers”. For example, A post-punk wannabe who is an avid fan of Rancid, or Bush, might be referred to as a Cheeserocker someone who is hardcore into cheeserock bands like Korn and Slipknot.
Nickleback is the worst bunch of cheeserock to which I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening.
cheeserock by Biunivoque August 20, 2019

Aubrey Cheesewood

A girl that only appears in the dreams of men following the religion of ngongism.
I dreamt of Aubrey Cheesewood doing bad things to me
Aubrey Cheesewood by Ngong temple October 20, 2019