cheese log

Nickname for a stupid fat kid.

Look at "Cheese Log" over there trying to do a push up.

by hollywoodhorror June 5, 2006

cheese log

A common yellow school bus

The damn cheese log is late again!!

by smudja April 8, 2006

cheese log

drizzling spray cheese on a penis and then gobbling it up!

OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.

by Ben Mercer September 5, 2010

cheese log

1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.

Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.

by stevesgirl June 15, 2008

Cheese Log

A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.

We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.

My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.

by ShitDong December 5, 2018

cheese-logging

to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.

My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.

by N.H. March 28, 2007

Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 4, 2018