cream cheese and jam sandwiches 

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume

Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

cream cheese and jam sandwiches by Camp_milkman July 1, 2006

Jam and cheese

Jam and cheese basic means everything, and is only defided by the way and inclination of the way it is said.

In response to being told someones cat has been run over "Ahhhh, Jam and cheese" This said in a comforting and quiet tone, will provide all the answer you need.

Jam and cheese by Xav December 8, 2004

jam and cheese

Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.

How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.

My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese

jam and cheese by from Snoglondon December 8, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016