cheese

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

cheese

the fat on your body thats all shriveled up and bumpy. it will remind you of swiss cheese or COTTAGE CHEESE!!!! the holey kind:) or really really bumpy and squishy! yum!!! xD

whats that on your stomach man????
dude i got cheese!!!!!
eew man! you should get that checked out, its nasty!
dude i no! it reminds me of your face and its creeping me out!! :P
hahaha

by becca XD January 26, 2010

cheese

1) a delicious milk product. taste best wit crackers & on tacos.
2) any kind of drug. began meaning cheez whiz, since alot of people huff that stuff, but soon meant all kinds of drugs, not just inhalents. why huff it, when eating cheez will get u high any way?
3) i guess it can mean money. money is good. cheese is good.

1)Tim: Give me a Nachos Bell Grande, extra cheese!
Tim's Girlfriend: All those carbs will go straight to your theighs.
Tim: So?!
2) Idiot: Hey, you want a sniff?
Bob: No, i'd rather eat cheez whiz than huff it.
3)Bob: Give me the cheese so I can buy "City of Evil"
Idiot: Huh huh, is that where you live?

by Adventures of Bob AND Tim December 7, 2005

cheese

Marajuna, cannabis,
cheese roll = cannabis cigarette

smoke the "cheese"
That's safe that "cheese" is.
Make a "cheese roll"

by Des smyth August 26, 2005

cheese

An item that the band Weezer could sing about, and it would still sound awesome. Becasue cheeze is awesome.

Rivers-"Oh we oh my cheese fell on you toe into a thousand pieces"
Fans-"This is the shiz!"

by The Swedish October 1, 2005

cheese

A small bun, filled with cream, covered in chocolate sauce. Has holes you can stick your dick through, enjoied by men and women (with dildos) made from antique plastic gnome replicas, cheese is high in cholesterol and can kill fat people. Also nutrient rich, cheese is high in vitamin C and fluids. Making it a good medicine for a sick fish. Cheese is also reffered to a candel, although if you are desiring to put your peins into a candel, ensure that it is not lit. If lit, you will feel a sharp pain followed blackness and de-balledness.

skinny man: Dude, why is your dick black?
Fat man: Oh, I put it in some cheese?
Fat man: Soo, what's up?
Skinny man: Your cholesterol fatty!
Fat Man explodes..
Awkward........................

by Dimdog December 22, 2012

cheese

sweat from a males genetalia

Yo, smell my cheese...
You got some horrible cheese...

by lifuz May 15, 2003