Cheeky Kofta 

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

Cheeky Kofta by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018

cheeky Keith 

When a straight man/woman went to a gay bar and pulled a gay person

Jack went to G A Y and done a cheeky Keith

cheeky Keith by Joseph fritz August 2, 2017

The Cheeky Kaiser 

A sex move invented in Pre-Nazi Germany, involving at least 6 people and an IQ of over 130. Not much is known about this, but its difficulty has been compared to rocket science. Not to be confused with the Kinky Kaiser, Classroom Kaiser and the Steaming Kaiser.

Me: Hey man
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.

The Cheeky Kaiser by Claza September 30, 2011

cheeky ken dodd 

A bucket of the Colonel's finest fried chicken, from the fast food outlet KFC

"Ay Jimmy, you wanna get a cheeky ken dodd before we hit the town?"

"Feeling a bit rough after that fat cheeky ken dodd we had earlier..."

cheeky ken dodd by cunnysmum May 8, 2006

cheesy kaka 

The words that define the Babis

Cheesy kaka!!!!

cheesy kaka by Cheesy kaka September 5, 2023

butt cheek kisses 

The act of kissing your woman butt cheeks,

butt cheek kisses is showing your woman how special she is and how much you love her AND you will do anything to prove your love and total devotion to her.

butt cheek kisses by viking48 February 28, 2009

Cheesy Knob 

Where a penis is unwashed for a extend period of time (years) and gathers all the crusty, dusty, musty juices within the foreskin (Ask Robbie s if you want more info)

Awww a heard that Robbie S has a cheesy knob!

Cheesy Knob by AliciaM24 November 13, 2021