Pizza with cheese stuffed inside the crust.

Conan O'Brien accidentally coined this term on the July 17, 2009 Tonight Show, when he flubbed the reading of the first joke in his monologue. He was supposed to say the moon landing is considered by some to be mankind's greatest achievement -- unless, of course, you count the time we put the cheese inside the pizza crust. Instead, the words came out as: "unless you count the time we put the cheatza."
"It's the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, considered by some to be mankind's greatest achievement -- unless, of course, you count the time we put the cheatza."
by Derma Tologist July 20, 2009
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