Chavs are Degenerates that are the Uk's Equivalent to White Trash, they terrorize towns and only own tracksuit clothing, usually adidas, nike, umbro and Mckenzie. they have most famously destroyed the reputation of the Teenage age group since being the miagority.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
Four Chavs drive off a cliff What do you call it? -
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
by Machinna October 9, 2010
A sub-human species. These people are the scum of the earth, the have no knowledge of anything intellectual, interesting or remotely smart.
Chavs in particular like to hang around on the street doing nothing but scaring poor innocent scene and emo kids, as well as gentle old ladies and gents, who would never have dreamt at this young age, of behaving in such an unsocial manner, as they knew they would get the beating of their lifetimes.
Chavs, as we know, have no moral backbone. They tend to do nothing but swear like they have Tourettes, making up stupid sayings (See examples below).
Chavs are given too much liberty, and this must be stopped. They are corrupting today's and the futures youth.
The government and Gordon Brown take too lightly, if not at all, on this situation. This is why we must also vote out Labour, and in with a party who can lead this country into being a well balanced, criminal free country.
Chavs like to think they own the place. If you go onto any estate, anywhere in England, you will find a chav.
Just so long as you know, chav is no longer a stereotype.
It is a CULT.
These chavs practice the art of CHAVS, which is to beat people up, scare and harrass the public, and loiter about, as they have nothing better to do apart from getting ASBOs and setting things like bins on fire.
Thanks for taking you time to read my definition on the scum of the earth we call CHAVS.
(Vote out labour.)
Chavs in particular like to hang around on the street doing nothing but scaring poor innocent scene and emo kids, as well as gentle old ladies and gents, who would never have dreamt at this young age, of behaving in such an unsocial manner, as they knew they would get the beating of their lifetimes.
Chavs, as we know, have no moral backbone. They tend to do nothing but swear like they have Tourettes, making up stupid sayings (See examples below).
Chavs are given too much liberty, and this must be stopped. They are corrupting today's and the futures youth.
The government and Gordon Brown take too lightly, if not at all, on this situation. This is why we must also vote out Labour, and in with a party who can lead this country into being a well balanced, criminal free country.
Chavs like to think they own the place. If you go onto any estate, anywhere in England, you will find a chav.
Just so long as you know, chav is no longer a stereotype.
It is a CULT.
These chavs practice the art of CHAVS, which is to beat people up, scare and harrass the public, and loiter about, as they have nothing better to do apart from getting ASBOs and setting things like bins on fire.
Thanks for taking you time to read my definition on the scum of the earth we call CHAVS.
(Vote out labour.)
Typical chav expressions:
"Are you dizzy, blad?"
"oh, yeah, mate, I'll fucking merk you, you best watch out." and so on.
Chavs dress in the following:
McKenzie tracksuits and jackets, which to the touch, feel like a plastic bag;
Anything Burberry;
Chains and baseball caps;
K-Swiss trainers;
And many more.
If you have noticed today's chavs, you will see they are gradually becoming ashamed of their appearance, as most of them are starting to wear the type of clothing scene and emo kids like to wear, however, not adopting the behaviour of the above mentioned scene and emo kids.
They have also decided they would take advantage of accessorie fashion; e.g. shag bands. At one time, particularly "in" with scene and emo kids, went out of fashion, then became "in" again. Chavs began to say "Give us a shag band. Please."
To which the defenceless kids gave in, as they do not want to be beaten up by other kids with ASBOs.
"Are you dizzy, blad?"
"oh, yeah, mate, I'll fucking merk you, you best watch out." and so on.
Chavs dress in the following:
McKenzie tracksuits and jackets, which to the touch, feel like a plastic bag;
Anything Burberry;
Chains and baseball caps;
K-Swiss trainers;
And many more.
If you have noticed today's chavs, you will see they are gradually becoming ashamed of their appearance, as most of them are starting to wear the type of clothing scene and emo kids like to wear, however, not adopting the behaviour of the above mentioned scene and emo kids.
They have also decided they would take advantage of accessorie fashion; e.g. shag bands. At one time, particularly "in" with scene and emo kids, went out of fashion, then became "in" again. Chavs began to say "Give us a shag band. Please."
To which the defenceless kids gave in, as they do not want to be beaten up by other kids with ASBOs.
by SceneKidLovesMuse. <3 December 22, 2008
Chavs are generally fucked up white wankers from the south of england, usually Bedfordshire who think they are hard and black but they arent. They use such shite language as blud, safe, innit, y'ghet me, fuck, bare, and all love 50 cent, ne-yo, black eyed peas, eminem and other such shite, and not the arctic monkeys, razorlight or the zutons like the rest of us self respecting people do. They should be avoided at all costs and should all DIE!!!
CHAV 1: yo blud
Chav 2: ight mate, safe.
Chav 1: you see 50 cent on kiss the other nite bruf, brrrap!
Chav 2: Yeah man, it was wicked, safe, innit.......until sky cut us off cos me mum couldnt afford 2 pay the bill cos us chavs are sad
Chav 2: ight mate, safe.
Chav 1: you see 50 cent on kiss the other nite bruf, brrrap!
Chav 2: Yeah man, it was wicked, safe, innit.......until sky cut us off cos me mum couldnt afford 2 pay the bill cos us chavs are sad
by chav haters from the north August 30, 2006
Chavs are people who wander around the streets aimlessly, drinking cheap alcohol and kicking off with everybody they see, as they have nothing better to do. They wear scruffy looking trackies, tucked into their socks, to make sure they look as stupid as possible. Chavettes have bright orange faces and lots of cheap fake gold jewelerry on. :)
Chav!! sees a mosher = me
Chases me
Gets hurt
Gets lots of other chavs to come down and do all their dirty work for them...
Chases me
Gets hurt
Gets lots of other chavs to come down and do all their dirty work for them...
by Amyyyy October 11, 2005
chavs are people just like you and me but they then found ciggerates and 24-carrot plastic bling from your local market they also think there the hardest thing since diamond and the only place they take there girlfriends for a candle lit dinner is mcdonalds with is more of a cheep lighted dinner that cost 99p male chavs chat up lines consist of your tits are gettin bigger and fuck the johny lets fuck in the bus shelter it gives good protection and female chavs well there just fuck anything that ahs a cock really unles sits a 'gothic' or a 'grunger' if thats the case then there get there man whores to come 'beef ya' which to me personally sounds like there going to take a ride round the dirt track
Ha ur a goffik 'yeh whats your point' you stick needles on ur eyes ' well i obviously dont because my eyes are still in one piece '
by Simon. May 9, 2005
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