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Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).
JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).
Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017
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Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).
JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).
Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

channukah penguin 

The penguin that leaves presents in the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.
The Channukah Penguin came to my house last night and left me the Coldplay CD.

The Chanukah Song 

A sweet song by Adam Sandler that talks about all the famous people who are jewish. It is a must. you must listen to it.
George: Hey bob, why are you listening to Mariah Carey's christmas classics?

Bob: Man shes hot.

George: you should listen to the chanukah song. You know because your a jew.

Bob: so i cant listen to my christmas carols just because im jewish? Screw you man.

The Chanukah Song by Sara D.V. July 17, 2007

chanukah 

Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.

An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"

Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
chanukah by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

Chanukah 

One of the most favorited Jewish holidays.
I can't wait for Chanukah!
Chanukah by MinxFan2016 October 10, 2016

Chanukah 

vagina; pussy (Cha-noo-kah)
Check out that Chanukah.
Damn, I'd hit that Chanukah
Chanukah by P.J. S. November 8, 2007