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Gorgeous but controversial Welsh singer, comedian and tv presenter. She is very outspoken, to the point of either rude or hilarious, depending on how easily offended you are. Charlotte's curves are bringing sexy back!
you're as crude as charlotte church!
by crazy chick January 03, 2007
 
1.
A Welsh crossover singer who started out as a child prodigy at the age of 11, in 1997 singing "Pie Jesu" by Andrew Lloyd Webber via telephone to a live television audience. Her albums include Voice of an Angel, Charlotte Church, Enchantment, and others. She is a classically trained soprano and has a rich but very pure voice. At one point she was considered for the roles of Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and Christine Daae in The Phantom of the Opera, but could not make the cut due to varying reasons. Although she crossed over to pop music with the album Tissues and Issues, she is better known for her classical work when she was a teenager. She has a tendency to be controversial at times (I'm just saying) and currently has two children.
Charlotte Church is the best classical singer ever!!
by amorailuv July 25, 2010
 
2.
Used as a substitute phrase for camel toe, after a picture of her came to press of her in about '03 with the biggest camel toe probably ever witnessed
Woah, holy camoly that hoe's got such a big Charlotte Church you can pratically see her pubic hairs!

"Oh no, Chardonnay do I have a Charlotte Church in these JuicyCouture velour tracksuit bottoms?"
"Of course not, Priscilla!"
by Christineeey September 08, 2007
 
4.
a name for a person that gets easily smashed, after say, two alcoholic beverages. lightweight!
originates from the real Charlotte Churches lightweightedness, and a quote from max and paddys road to nowhere.
so how was last night?
yea it was cool, until charlotte church here couldnt hold her ale.
by robo=1 October 26, 2006