charge your phone

The act of having explosive diarrhea while another man is inside of your anus.

"I've been feeling sick lately. I hope I don't charge your phone tonight."
"Would you like me to charge your phone?"
"Do you like it when I charge your phone?"

by meya ya ya November 4, 2011

charging your phone

the excuse you use when you want to go to your car and do "stuff" with your girl friend.

I was wathcing a crappy movie so i said my cell was dead and went to the car to charge it. I waited a few moments and my GF comes out and we have some fun foging up my windows.

"I went to charge my phone in my car and my girlfriend and I dissapeared for half an hour, thus the term charging your phone.

by smokeybeaner February 20, 2006