Chalumpa

While having sexual intercourse (from the front) deliver a deadly blow to the abdominal section of your fellow mate, thus causing his/her to lose their breath. After your mate curls and grabs his/hers stomach, slap them in the face and scream CHALUMPA!! (cha-lum-pa)

Dude I Chalumpa my girl last night!!

Chalumpa by Cockasaurusrex June 15, 2011

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Chameau Wellies

The erstwhile friend of rural snobnizers. A very expensive wellington boot for middle class toes. Warm and waterproof but sadly too smug to boot.

She wears Chameau Wellies she's such a judgemental cow.

Chameau Wellies by Acidic quill November 2, 2019

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chalumpa

A chalumpa is a meeting ground for morons.

A synonym for chalumpa would be /b/

Person one: hey have you heard about presleys party? god talk about a chalumpa.
Person two: nah i can't go i'll be too busy on /b/
Person one: ... /b/tard

chalumpa by Zuzi March 11, 2008

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chalumpa

a term that shows your love for someone else when you call someone a chalumpa you are comparing them to a Mexican pastry fill with awesomeness,

Aww my little chalumpa! I love you!

chalumpa by powerrocket3 March 29, 2010

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CallMeAussie

cool guy with a big cock

twitch.tv/CallMeAussie

CallMeAussie by AustraliaPog November 3, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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