Chairman mao syndrome

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front

"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"

Chairman mao syndrome by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017

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Chairman Mao's Revenge

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

Chairman Mao's Revenge by Keilman December 5, 2009

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chairmangao

a type of person who does not like updating their xanga or livejournal, VERY PERSISTANT with EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS, enjoys doing womanly housework, doozes off during tutoring sessions, very forgetful of childhood memories, potential pothead and/or alcoholic (JUST KIDDING COMPLETELY KIDDING!!), likes to call people LOSER alot, enjoys giving piggy back rides, and enjoys making fun of christine

oh HE is sucha CHAIRMANGAO!!

chairmangao by james1234567 October 8, 2005

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charmanmao

A fucked up dog name

My dogs name is charmanmao bitch

charmanmao by Avacododude38 October 1, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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