Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.
"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"
by Wighteggy June 12, 2019
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