A man with a mullet who works at, or is visiting a hardware store to purchase or sell a chainsaw. Mullet enthusiasts proclaim that this mullet is one of the most rare mullets to find.
Larry- " I've been hitting up the hardware store every day, and I still can't find the chainsaw mullet."
Andy- " Dude, I found my chainsaw mullet at a put-and-take center. I'd check there."