ceramophile 

One who is fascinated by and/or collects ceramics, particularly cookie jars.

Spoken by Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) in the 30 Rock episode "The Collection."

JACK: I can't destroy them. I'll give them to someone! A fellow ceramophile.

LEM: You're like John Kerry with his windsurfing. I warned him, too.

ceramophile by smokemouth January 27, 2010

Cereophilia 

1.An irresistible sexual attraction to cereal.

2.Cereophiliac - a person who engages in Cereophilia.

Mom: Alex! What are you doing with the Fruit Loops!?
Alex: Sorry ma', I'm a cereophiliac.

Cereophilia by Eric / AKA - Plobby February 5, 2009

cremophilia 

A condition characterized by excessive love or pursuit of panty pudding.

He had long suffered from cremophilia, as evidenced by his collection of worn women's underwear.

cremophilia by genititis June 23, 2020

Ceramophiliac 

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person is by ceramic-like structures i mean).

Fuckity McFucky Fuck Dave!! Get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Its a load bearing wall damnit or it will be when ur finished with it!!

Ceramophiliac by Seanilius February 2, 2006

ceramophiliac 

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

ceramophiliac by Seanilius September 17, 2008

ceramophiliac 

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

ceramophiliac by Jesusean July 28, 2008