celebrity pass

a celebrity (or celebrities) that your significant other would allow you to fuck if you ever get the chance to, which you most probably won't. it is crucial that any and all celebrity passes be decided upon in advance with the agreement of both partners.

Mason cheated on me with some trashy ho and tried to play it off as a celebrity pass, but it turns out her only claim to celebrity was an IMDB entry for a porno movie from the 90s. I'm dumping his ass.

celebrity pass by SandyVag October 24, 2008

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celebrity hall pass

Permission given by your significant other to go on a date/sleep with a particular celebrity.

Girl: When I met Zac Efron and he asked me out, I was so glad he was my celebrity hall pass!

Girl 2: No way, your husband said it was okay?!
Girl: Yeah, he said if I ever got the chance, I could sleep with him!

celebrity hall pass by ContigoBay April 19, 2018

Word of the Day on January 16, 2020

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Celebrity Free Pass

A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.

Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.

Celebrity Free Pass by gingerale011 April 11, 2011

Word of the Day on March 30, 2022

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Romantic Celebrity Free Pass

a romantic agreement between a fan and a celebrity; a romantic hookup

My friends from FACT and I met Alicia Keys at a bowling alley. She is my Romantic Celebrity Free Pass now. Me and Alicia Keys were side-hugging. No one could take her away from me now.

Romantic Celebrity Free Pass by Girl Guru May 2, 2021

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Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.

Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

Celebrity Free Pass by Kokichiis April 25, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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