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1. A ceiling muffin is a muffin (The edible food) that dwells on ceilings. Originated as a joke between friends.

2. Ceiling muffins can attack at any time and any where. Angry ceiling muffins grow feet and arms so they can attack easier and dance over your remains. The ceiling muffin will eat absolutely anything.
1. A muffin taped to the ceiling inside a building.

2. The ceiling muffin found your children especially tasty.
by The Ruler of Ceiling Muffins November 19, 2007

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