Cedartown Georgia 

You better go get your shot gunsss. This is a place where you find the Reddest of rednecks. Its out in the boonies. Run by the sons of the confederate soldiers. Mud bogs, huntin, and drunk times are here. If you ever get caught in Cedartown make sure you stay outta tha ghetto. You just may get shot!! And stay tha hell outta esom hill!! Meetin at the local Kroger and Car washes are the hot teenage spots around here.

Billy: Hey you wanna go fishin in that there crickk.

Henry: Hell if I know Im still wasted from partyin last night on that there mountain.
CEDARTOWN GEORGIA!! HELL NO!

Cedartown Georgia by Bubblebutt23 July 31, 2011

Cartown, USA 

Nickname for Anytown, USA that annually fills their town coffers by attracting wealthy, car-centric narcissists to strut their uniquely “special” jalopies for “Car Week” while locals cringe and hide out.

When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.

Cartown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

cartown 

a teenage disco just outside carrick-on-shannon co. leitrim where all the 13 year olds go to get the “shift” off as many people they can.

boy: are you jumping the longford boys at cartown

friend: fuck that man i’m going to get the shift

cartown by fireman schan August 5, 2020