cripplesac 

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.

I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.

cripplesac by fryz January 19, 2009

Chocolate chipples 

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.

She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!

Chocolate chipples by Swagsterray August 6, 2016

crippleshits 

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

crippleshits by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

chanipples 

Very large nipples, in relation to minuscule breasts. Chanipples occupy more than 70% of the chest, but must be on flat chests.

From the outside it seemed like Joe had no breasts, but in reality he had chanipples.

chanipples by ISUCKATCALLOFDUTY September 19, 2011

cripplesticks 

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

cripplesticks by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

Cipples

Cipples= cat nipples. I was lying on the floor and suddenly yelled out CIPPLES. Cipples are cat nipples.

Oh my gosh, that cat has massive cipples!

Cipples by Monica McGeek August 31, 2013

Crippleshits 

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.

"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"

Crippleshits by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015