Cave Johnson 

The CEO and founder of Aperture Science Innovators. Later renamed Aperture Laboratories. Has and awesome voice (JK Simmons). And is extremely rich. Got sick and died from moon-rock poisoning. Caroline is his best friend and secretary. Hates lemons if life gives them to you.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down

Cave Johnson by ram2006 May 8, 2011

Cave Johnson 

He's the man who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! - Cave Johnson

Cave Johnson by InternetCultureGreg May 1, 2011

cave jerk

when one masturbates with his/her arm under one leg whilst making caveman noises

*knock knock*
"What's all that strange grunting?"

"wtf?!? I'm cave jerking in here!"

cave jerk by ohmschode January 12, 2009

cave juice

Cave juice is the sticky film or residue that sometimes precipitates out of your anus. It could happen after deficating, or just on a really hot summer day. It is odorless and can be used as a lubricant, in times of need.

Tim mentioned that he had a hell of a case of bat wing, but Ryan said it was nothing compared to the cave juice he was experiencing today.

cave juice by D-Style February 23, 2004

Cave Jew 

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

Cave Jew by murkishboy January 12, 2012

northern italy cave jew 

1)noun:
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.

2)an extremely unlikeable person

How was Italy?

It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip

Bummer

northern italy cave jew by lukediebitch December 15, 2010

Cave Junction 

Where Deliverance meets the Grateful Dead. A town you'd want to spend yours days in if your dreams are throwing away your dreams.

Guy 1: you getting out of Cave Junction?
Guy 2: Nah, think i'm gonna stay here & smoke some meth

Cave Junction by reallyretarded March 31, 2013