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cat waxing 

verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that "had" to be done. Usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household chores or (highly tangential) background research. The term mocks the behavior of scraping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.
I've mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. I guess it's time to... wait! I think the cat needs to be waxed! Yes! Cat waxing!
cat waxing by awibs January 11, 2010
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Catalingus 

The act of a female cat licking its own vagina.
Don't pet Fuzxy, she's in the corner performing catalingus.
Catalingus by Appleflavredfun February 24, 2017
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Catalingus 

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.
"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."
Catalingus by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018

catwalking 

to walk down the street, as if it were a runway
The way Aisha is catwalking you'd think she was Kate Fucking Moss.
catwalking by colorblocking July 27, 2013

cataning 

The act of playing the board game catan.
Me and my bros spent the whole night cataning.
cataning by Carlos74 June 10, 2011

catabinga 

catabinga balls yasss queen slay balls catabinga periodt snatchedt naurrr oomfie werk
“do u like catabinga?”
yass loml 😊”
catabinga by HOTMUSLIMCHICK84 August 31, 2021

catwalking 

A bike trick. To ride on the bike while the front tire is in the air.
His tire is in the air which means he is catwalking.
catwalking by Joshua Beebe November 13, 2007