Catarcums [cataracts]

when a guy skeets in your eye blinding you, and it burns like some shit!

My boyfriend tried to cum on my chest, missed, and totally gave me a catarcums cataracts! I had blurry vision for days! OUCH!

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Cambodian Cataracts

Sexual slang. To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her........ "Cambodian Cataracts."

You haven't lived until you've given Cambodian Cataracts to a MILF you met on Craigs List.

by The Lurker TC July 2, 2009

anal cataract

An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.

Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.

by Damgerous October 20, 2009

Cataract Shot

When you skeet in someone's eye.

I didnt want the girl to see me as I stole her purse, so i quick gave her a cataract shot.

by Dave Winks December 7, 2004

Cataracts

Tom from BATIM with low resolution and low quality

"Man Tom's face is giving me cataracts!"

by uhhhhhhhh.... November 28, 2022

Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.

You being a damn cunt hair cataracts

by BK15 July 30, 2021