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Cat Eyed Beef Cutlett 

A Name For an old Australian folktale creature, that gazes into your soul with cat like eyes whilst draining your life force with a strong meaty aroma, that seeps out of cracks and crevasses in its body.
Beware of cat eyed beef cutletts young traveller for those that cross its path meet a foul end.

Beer Cat 

Is a game invented by Stephen Colbert where you strap a beer to a cat in a humane way then try to drink the beer while avoiding scratches from the cat. Goggles are suggested for prolonged use.
Jims Beer Cat skills have really improved since he joined that frat which promotes humane animal rights.
Beer Cat by Colbert_Nation July 8, 2010

Beeg arse cat 

When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed
(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
person 1: what did he say?

person 2: don't worry its a catbee
catbee by Harrisoncatbee10 April 26, 2010
An anthropomorphic cat that has a large tail, pink skin, a lot of fur, two big ears, antennae, wings, are different colors, and usually wear diapers due to their need to relax to sleep
Yo, I think I see a catbee over there!
Catbee by Baby Catbee May 2, 2026