Skip to main content

cash point cripple 

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.
Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser
cash point cripple mug front
Get the cash point cripple mug.
See more merch

Cedar point cash grab 

Being ripped off at Cedar point amusement park while you’re just trying to ride rides and have fun. Their motto is, “you can do anything… for some money”.
That was a Cedar point cash grab I just want to ride rides, but be extra faster pass was a straight cedar point cash grab and you can do anything at Cedar point faster… for some money!

cashpointing 

Cashpoint= ATM = Arse to Mouth
josh wasn't happy unless the fun envovled a trip to the bank for a spot of cashpointing,
ATM.

In the United Kingdom, the trademark name of Llodyds TSB's ATMs is "cashpoint", and this can be attributed to the term being in danger of becoming a generalised trademark here.
Yo Jevon I'm just goin' the cashpoint to make a bit o' music, ayee.
cashpoint by Kahyl January 31, 2007

cashpoint cripple 

An able-bodied person who uses a disabled parking spot that is unoccupied close to a ATM ( called a 'Cashpoint' in Britian )
I was grabbing some cash but was stuck behind some Cashpoint Cripple that parked in the handicap spot and ran in front of me....
cashpoint cripple by WCMCM April 25, 2008

scouse cashpoint 

a fruit machine.

ch-ching!
Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026