throat carver 

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015

Danny Carey

Tool's drummer. A beastly dude who wields a pair of drumsticks and worships some trippy occult sacred geometry voodoo shit. He has greater drumming chops than John Bonham did at his best, he can drum better with his feet than anyone else can with their hands, and he's pretty much the man

Yo man, Danny Carey is like, the best drummer alive, man

Danny Carey by perfectsmirkle February 19, 2012

Alycia Debnam-Carey 

An amazing precious actress who stars on FTWD as Alicia Clark. She appeared as commander Lexa on The 1oo. She sparked the great gay revolution, and the great gay migration following the death of her character Lexa. She has a jawline that could slit your throat, she can go from cupcake to daddy in .02 seconds, she is adorkable, and she doesn't know how famous she is.

Alycia Debnam-Carey is a bottom

Alycia Debnam-Carey by Lb420 July 17, 2016

remember the fam, carry the pain 

An unexpectedly deep phrase that was made by CaryKH's rapping AI.

Remember the fam, carry the pain.

remember the fam, carry the pain by CalimariiSlicer May 20, 2020

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

Mariah-Carey-Money 

Insane amounts of money typically made from the music business.

Yeah, he made a few bucks from that one hit, but it was no Mariah-Carey-Money.

Rihanna is hot, but she aint making Mariah-Carey-Money.

Mariah-Carey-Money by BtotheG May 15, 2011

Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate

Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."

Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018