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Caucashit 

Or scientific term "caucasoidus crystalmethus", describes Neanderthal cavemen such as the white race. Currently going extinct from heroine, meth, and sexual intercourse with animals, caucashits are the only race of "people" that grow tails out their backsides.
The racist caucashit got caught having sex with his dog Spot while smoking meth in a Walmart bathroom.
Caucashit by Caucashit Ciller April 18, 2018

carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.
After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.
carcass time by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023

caucasian salsa 

Original Mayonnaise that is hot to white people
Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy
caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Caucasianly Challenged 

Any minority group, who does not receive any white man privileges
Tyrone and Leroy go to the 7-11 to get grape Swicher Sweets, and get followed all the way home by the local 5-0 , because they are Caucasianly Challenged

Carcalepsy

The act of falling asleep, usually within minutes and in the passenger or backseat, during a car trip. It is especially prevalent among those promising to navigate.
Mom gets carcalepsy on the way home from Grandma's every Sunday, but she always wakes up when we try to change the radio station.
Carcalepsy by amsterdandi October 25, 2008
The "hat" of snow left on the roof of a car when the owner has cleaned the windows but not the rest of the vehicle. Usually encountered when the driver is too short or too lazy to access the roof.
On the highway, I swerved to avoid an airborne carcake which had just blown off the car in front of me.
carcake by bsnyc March 3, 2009