Carsonian Humor 

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

Cardovian Conclave by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

carsonion 

The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.

God that carsonion is sexy...

carsonion by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018

Carsonite 

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

Carsonite by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

Carsonis_Cool 

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with

Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph

Carsonis_Cool by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021