Carsonian Humor

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Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

Zen Carsonism

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Related Words

Carsonian Humor • Carsoning • Carsoning it • carsonion • carsorian • Farsonian • Carson Anaya • carson and derek • Carson and Ella • carson and emma

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

Cardovian Conclave by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

carsonion

The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.

God that carsonion is sexy...

carsonion by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018

Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

Carsonite by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

Carsonis_Cool

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with

Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph

Carsonis_Cool by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026