The Carscadden is a hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle predicted to exist by the Standard Model in particle physics.
by kuriakee February 3, 2010
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Someone who fantasizes about having hardcore, kinky, s&m, sexual relations with Mythical creatures, while defecating in public.

Someone who has a morbid obsession with eating fetuses after molesting their weiners.

Likes to masturbate to pictures of retarded cats.
Whoa, That's a total Shelby Carscadden.

Stop being a fucking Shelby Carscadden.

Hey baby, wanna Shelby Carscadden with me tonight?
by Not Abigail Huff January 31, 2014
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