Carroty 

Of to or pertaining to being corny, but not as corny.

Your essay isn't corny, it's... CARROTY!

Carroty by Greg Oconl May 26, 2008

Carrotmob 

A social-media driven reverse boycott in which people reward socially responsible businesses with their patronage in a one-day spending blitz.

A recent Carrotmob "buycott" drew 400 people to the hotel. This will be Vancouver's second mobbing; the first in 2010 raised $1,800 for a coffee shop to install energy efficient lighting.

Carrotmob by Mr Durden June 28, 2012

carrotology

The scientific study of carrots.

Hannah : I know the bunny song.
Tiffany: Wow, you're gonna need to learn carrotology.

carrotology by Miss Chevious Forsure April 25, 2009

carroboutits 

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.

There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.

carroboutits by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Carrotopophobia 

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

Carrotopophobia by E October 19, 2006

Carrothole 

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

A degrading term for woman. synonyms are cunt, whore, or slut.

so degrading that they are just holes to men.

You are a carrothole!

Carrothole by The Holes July 14, 2010

CarrotBaby 

A very horny guy who can tell stories and ask unlimited questions for hours. Great at pixel strike. He can be an ass sometimes but he always means well “low key a sweetheart, don’t tell anyone.” He is always there for his friends, he doesn’t take shit from anyone. All and all a great guy!!

There goes CarrotBaby, getting his one shot kills in pixel strike.

CarrotBaby by ShamelessDiva September 5, 2020