Cretenoid 

A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."

The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze

PERSON A:Hey! How are you?

CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.

PERSON A: Why?

CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.

Cretenoid by Tale07.cro January 12, 2009

carotenoids 

Any of a class of mainly yellow, orange, or red fat-soluble pigments, including carotene, which give color to plant parts such as ripe tomatoes and autumn leaves.

Carotenoids are present in trees that turn yellow or orange in the fall.

carotenoids by EggsBenedict27854 October 5, 2020

crotnoid 

An annoying co-worker who puts sugar in everyone's tea and coffee thinking its funny

That damn crotnoid from Accounting put a heaps of sugar in my tea when I left my office

crotnoid by Crotnoid June 13, 2017