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A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-
by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004
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A word used when someone has posted a whine post on forums.

<...............___@@@___
......____//_____?___\\_____
----,o-----CarePolice -_- -----@)
----`----(@)=========(@)-`
> omg hax, he ganked me for the 4th time!
< Please, Call the carepolice
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A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.
Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
Me: care police?
by #care-police August 15, 2004
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A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-
by Tai Nguyen February 16, 2005
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Stupid gay teaches pets who dob on everysingle little thing u do!
"Fuck dude i smoked a bit last night"
care police then tells ya 'rents or teaches and ya get busted
by billiejoeiluvya March 10, 2005
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