Carling-in-hand 

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

Carling-in-hand by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

carving veins in cucumbers 

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

carving veins in cucumbers by de-pube September 25, 2022

Un-intentional Caring 

When you ask someone what's up expecting to hear nothing. But instead they tell you things are terrible and you end up consoling that person... Usually done with little to no knowledge of what the situation is.

Friend: What's up? Me: I was talking to a friend and got guilted into Un-intentional Caring when she told me about her ex

Un-intentional Caring by ChaumChom August 27, 2010

Inverse Carving 

When snowboarding, staying on your back or front edge and simple shifting your weight to turn. Also known as Christmas Treeing

I suck at snowboarding, so i use inverse carving

Inverse Carving by fuckmook April 7, 2004