cardboard crotch Share definition Flag When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard "Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch." cardboard crotch by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the cardboard crotch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
