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Pierce county is the second largest county in washington state.Home to around 1 million residents. Tacoma is the largest city with a population of about 200 currently beating spokane for the number 2 slot behind seattle.
(Geographic features) Anderson Island Carbon River Cascade Range Case Inlet Commencement Bay Fox Island Herron Island Ketron Island Key Peninsula Lake Tapps (Washington) McNeil Island Mount Rainier Nisqually River Puget Sound Puyallup River Raft Island Tacoma Narrows The median income for a household in the county was $45,204, and the median income for a family was $52,098. Males had a median income of $38,510 versus $28,580 for females. The per capita income for the county was $20,948. About 7.50% of families and 10.50% of the population were below the poverty line, including 13.20% of those under age 18 and 7.20% of those age 65 or over. The third largest army post in the United States, Fort Lewis, is located in pierce County as are McChord Air Force Base, Madigan Army Medical Center, and Camp Murray National Guard post. Altogether these military installations contribute over 42,000 military and civilian jobs to the local economy.
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| 2. | Glen Carbon | ||
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This is a town between Edwardsville, Il and Maryville, Il. Known for its fairly high level of affluence. The kids that live here are part of the well-known Edwardsville school district. See Edwardsville, IL for more information. The two towns run together, the only difference is that Glen Carbon has more money. people who don't live in Glen Carbon or Edwardsville refer to them as snobs, when in reality, they aren't. All walks of life live here, we just present ourselves better. Learn to take pride in yourself, FOOLS!
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| 3. | four-lane | ||
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A "local only" term for the four-laned section of Pennsylvania state route 248 that runs along the Lehigh River connecting the southern border of Carbon County with the terminus of the four lanes of 248 being in Lehighton to the north. If passing through the area and asking for directions do NOT refer to this particular section of the state highway as "248", as it will only confuse the local(s) you are trying to communicate with. Stick with the Urban Dictionary's term: "Four-Lane". Local giving directions: "Yah (you) head aht (out) Delaware Avenue to tha (the)"four-lane" takin tha ramp to Lehighton." *as they're sipping on a Zimmerman's Iced Tea*
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| 4. | texas | ||
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Since you guys are so fond of Ron White, here's a saying of his that captures exactly the way I feel about what most of you idjits here have accomplished...which is simply shootin' off your mouth.
"I had the RIGHT...to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY". Someone here actually made sense when he said that Texas is more Western than Southern, regardless of it's position on the US map, or the fact that the majority live in the Eastern half of it. And to the asshole that said, "We (Mexicans) were here before you "wetbacks" came from Europe, I have this to say; if you feel slighted because most of us got to cross in SHIPS instead of dying in the back of an enclosed truck full of carbon monoxide 'cause one of your vatos says it's "okay", i'm truly sorry you had such a bad experience sneaking into my state, and we'd be more than happy to ship you anywhere you like, along with your other "Southern" brothers and sisters who keep invading our country illegaly through any means possible. And FYI Jose, MY people were here way before YOUR people were a gleam in a Spaniards eye! Wanna play Indians and Mexicans again? I love Texas, because it's home, not because of some misguided Southern Pride. In my mind it's about time to find another place to build an Alamo, like around Houston. Illegal Alien: Viva la whatever it takes to over-run the US!
Texan: American by BIRTH...Texan by the grace of GOD! Andrews County, Texas P.D. call in: "License check please...Jose Porfirio Rodriguez, WHITE MALE!" Why do we catch flak for being "politically uncorrect", when even the cops can't tell what they are? Enuf said. |
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| 5. | Franklin Township | ||
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A rural area within Carbon County Pennsylvania, consisting of various farm lands, rolling hills, and open fields. Land mass is 15.1 square miles. Population approx. 4243. It's a location where the men are men, and in some cases so are the women. From an outsider it would appear to be Ku Klux Klan Territory, a redneck heaven, or just plain old hillybilly deluxe at it's finest! Billy Bob: Hey...let's go on down to Franklin Township and do some cow tippin whadya say now?
Jim Bob: Oh heck ya, Franklin Township is where its at for some backwoods entertainment! Heyna! |
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| 6. | whiskey drunk | ||
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A drunk that is appropriate for individuals looking to have a wild and crazy night that creates lifelong stories of hilarious events. A lapse in memory usually occurs the next day, hence the stories most likely coming from slightly more sober friends.
Whiskey drunk was derived from a drunk New Mexican Indian named Jonas who is notorious for leaving inebriated voice mails. The term is now used profusely in a small town called Price in Carbon County, Utah. "Lets get WHISKEY DRUNK and smoke some pinners!!!!" {usually shouted in a drunken indian slur.}
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| 7. | Saint Seanzy | ||
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Saint Seanzy’s Is a web based, website management company located in Carbon County, Utah. Saint Seanzy is able to offer face to face services to many parts of the area including Emery, Grand and Utah county's. I also offer unique consultation services throughout the world Services including Web Design, Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and Ecommerce Development. These include Front-end and Back-end developments along with on-site and off-site SEO. qualified professional services nothing less.
Further more Saint Seanzy’s intends to become the most revered destination for all the solutions pertaining to website management world wide. He has the brain of aa career 45 year old male. He can shit bullets and walk on water. A true satirical genius when you talk with him.. He's not your typical "Net Nerd" Chris:"Dude we need a website for our band man"
Albert: "I don't want to hire some mouth breathing slope head web geek" Chris: Lets check out this "Saint Seanzy's total web solutions shit" Albert: "Cool" http://saintseanzys.com |
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