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When eating cheetohs too much, the chemical ariboral can cause your dna hair coloring functionality to turn orange, other side effects include giggling and loving animals, the process takes 3 years and afterwords, when the hair reaches oxygen, it will begin irredencent(glowing) example, the plant cornelius hogus, that contains glow worms, is used in the process to make cheetohs. it is advised to call your doctor if these symptoms occur.
Orangutans have orange tintedhair due to the plant cornelius hogus, which contains glow worms.
Doctor: It seems your hair color change was due to the popular snack cheetohs, its the caratoh disorder!
Man: aww man
by Dr. Serdigh Phd October 03, 2011