Sollux Captor 

wwhy so hot

literally tell me wwhy sol is so fuckin hot like mm dayum hubba hubba awwooga

Sollux Captor is hot

Sollux Captor by caligulasAquarium.. July 6, 2021

sollux captor 

a dumb gay guy like really fucking gay plus hes also a dick. he gets no bitches, absolutely zero play. and that's because instead of going out and finding someone hes on minecraft all day

"sollux captor is gay as fuck i hatw him"

sollux captor by canyonsys January 24, 2025

rob cantor

yellow tie and guitarist of band tally hall. also i’m not here to say he’s the sexiest tally like the rest of you wtf

rob cantor is my favorite tally hall member

rob cantor by mmmmmmips August 16, 2021

Eric Cantor 

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".

Eric Cantor: "screw you guys, I'm going home."

Eric Cantor by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011

Catori 

A lovely spirit to be around her smile will light up your life

Catori is an amazing person.

Catori by Tevy February 21, 2020

Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites

rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE

Rob Cantor by robber canter November 26, 2022

capture the fag 

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game

Gay pass time children's games capture the fag

capture the fag by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011