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When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!
Captain Morgan by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011
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captain morgan pose

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A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.
captain morgan pose by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016
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Captain Morgan Stance

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1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
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Captain Morgan Crunch 

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Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"
Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.
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Captain Morgan 

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Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.
'Got a little Captain in you?'
Captain Morgan by Claire November 15, 2004
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Captain Morgan Spiced Bum 

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When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
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