Captin Zander Black

the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/

Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..

by DENSIL69 January 3, 2011

Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.

Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.

by Ricjamez February 1, 2022

Captin Lizzie

When you sing the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their bum hole and go ARGHH!

person 1: *sings theme tune*
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: *captin lizzies*
person 2: OUCH MAN THAT HURT
person 1: lol
person 2: * is in immense pain*
person 1: lol

by Mintperson August 6, 2011

bad captin

Some who makes bad decisions, intentionally knowing it's a bad idea & what the consequences are.

Holy fuck, can you believe that guy?! he's a bad captin.

by bethabean August 14, 2023