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A superhero for a new safer millenium.

Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.

Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
Is it a bird?

Is it a plane...

No shit! It's Captain Egain!!!
by Stitch December 05, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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