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Jessica Capshaw 

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
Jessica Capshaw by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
Related Words

capeshitter

A person who watches nothing but Marvel movies, specifically those from the MCU, and thus only expresses real life events and their taste in film relative to bland, boring, formulaic CGI-fests. Usually over-sensitive to spoilers and thinks Scorsese films are overrated, but hasn’t seen any.
CAPESHITTER: “Bro, have you seen that new Deadpool movie? It’s epic, like bacon!”
Do you understand?, Do I make myself clear?
It's the only thing you can do about it, capish.
Capish by Light Joker March 11, 2006
its an old word meaning "do you understand?", used by Italian mobsters.
And whoever thinks its an old school gangsta term is fucking retarded.

Ok Salvatore, I want Jimmy wacked. Leave him in a dumpster, so the garbagemen have a little surprise, capishe?
capishe by Vincent February 17, 2004
English phonetic spelling of Sicilian-American way to say "understand" (in the second person singular). Common in Mob movies. Typically used at the end of the sentence in these movies to verify the listener understands, especially when making threats. Comes from Italian obviously; it's basically capisci or capisce (depending on the context) with the last letter omitted from the pronunciation.
You better make sure your boss is outside the saloon at high noon, capish?

Do you capish the words coming out of my mouth?!

doo doo capooh coo 

Penelope doo doo capooh cooed in her diaper
doo doo capooh coo by Twatberglur February 10, 2014