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Canukistan 

Slang for Canada; nothing to do with Pat whoever in 2002. It refers to the fact we live in a socialist, almost communist state. It is a warning for all who care for their liberty or freedom to stay away. Unless you like the government being your mother.
Living in Canukistan means giving all your hard earned money to some lame government program you do not support; Canukistan!
Canukistan by Free State Project December 12, 2012
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Canuckistani 

I can't believe we got a campsite next to a bunch of goddamn Canuckistanis
Canuckistani by Tevia September 26, 2005

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."
Canuckistanian by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

Canukistan 

A derogatory nickname for Canada; "Canuck" being a nickname for a Canadian and "istan" making reference to middle eastern countries. The name exists due to the rapidly increasing middle eastern immigrant population. A notable city is Brampton, referred to as Bramladesh
1. "Why visit Pakistan when we can just go to Canukistan?"
2. Bob "Where'd the white people go?"

Jim "We're not in Canada any more, this is Canukistan"
Canukistan by nrsrrox July 30, 2012

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."
Canuckistanian by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

cannukistanian 

Damn, that floppy headed Cannukistanian is gay
cannukistanian by dafunks December 30, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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