broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

catelope 

When two cats in love run away to become mates.

Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!

catelope by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021

Cantelope 

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Cantilever 

Grand Design's, Kevin McCloud's, favorite word describing an architectural object only supported on one end.

My dick cantilevered towards her pussy.

Cantilever by kev-in.bants October 13, 2019

cantaloupe weenie 

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

Cantalopus 

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large

Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls

Cantalopus by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

Cantelope Breath 

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.

Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"

Cantelope Breath by booblips1236 October 29, 2012